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[adenine]

CALL ME OUT


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Comments

[secondnature]

lance

you would tell us if you used the training simulator to make five hundred robot versions of yourself

right?

[lanceful]

i would! i definitely would

keith, the training simulator decided that i am so handsome they should take up my image. all hundred and five of them

lucky you, huh!

[secondnature]

yeah, i get to beat all their faces in.

wanna come and watch?

[lanceful]

as thrilling as that sounds, noo thanks

you're just going to get all gross and sweaty with robot me's

[secondnature]

and that's somehow different from when it's just you?

[Totally ... missing ... the meaning he just implied here.]

[lanceful]

okay, first of all, i've never gotten gross and sweaty with you and even if i wanted to, it wouldn't be in a training room in a suit. [ implying a fist fight, without the paladin suits to help them! true test of manly... man-ness. u kno ] and second, robots don't sweat. like, at all.

[secondnature]

we fight alongside each other all the time. don't tell me you don't ever get hot inside of your lion.

[Ignores the obvious sweating robots like a ... smooth bro ... ha ha.]

[lanceful]

pfft, i don't get hot when i'm fighting

nah, i'm cool! i'm always cool

[secondnature]

you're not cool.

besides, if you don't get hot in a fight, what were you talking about before?

[lanceful]

[ good thing this is over text bc he's huffing and puffing. he's cool ok, his mom thinks he's cool!! ]

i am COOL

you'd know that if you ever hung out with the rest of us instead of "training" all the time

[secondnature]

i don't need to hang out with you to know that you're not cool.

why'd you use quotation marks

i AM training when i'm training

[lanceful]

well, hunk thinks i'm cool.

hey, i don't know what you do there all day but you can't train for that long

[secondnature]

yes.

i can.

[lanceful]

no

you can't

what are you doing with robot me's?

[secondnature]

hiding from them and arguing with you instead.

[What did he think!!]

[lanceful]

OH hiding from them, huh

what's the matter, keith? can't get a handle on little ol' me?

[secondnature]

there aren't a LITTLE of them

there are a lot

which is why i think YOU did this

[lanceful]

before you start pointing fingers, what makes you think i could even do this.

pidge is the computer nerd! why don't you ask him why your precious training robots all decided to take on my beautiful face?

OH wait, are you jealous, buddy? it's okay. it's perfectly okay to be jealous of all this.

[secondnature]

i'm not jealous!!!

[lanceful]

that's exactly what someone jealous would say!

[secondnature]

and someone who's NOT jealous

like me

[lanceful]

ugh fine. then what's the big problem! so you get to punch my face a few times. what's your deal, man?

[secondnature]

that's the thing. it's not a few times. it's a lot of times.

i'm worried they're gonna get out into the castle.

[lanceful]

you're worrying waay too much. so what if they do get out into the castle

we'll just herd them back into the training room, easy

[secondnature]

you know, it almost sounds like you thought this through already.

incorrectly, but hey, i'm not convinced of your innocence.