call me out

[adenine]

CALL ME OUT


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Comments

[goodjob]

it feels GREAT
but seriously r u ok

[sandhate]

i feel GREAT
bc i didn't get my butt kicked

[goodjob]

butt kicked
what r u a childrens cartoon
come on i will take u 2 the hospital u big whiner

[sandhate]

no no way
i don't like hospitals

[goodjob]

believe me they dont like u either
we can go to my friends house instead OH WAIT WE R IN FUCKING SPACE
its just the emergency room

[sandhate]

there wasn't anything i couldn't fix myself
i fixed my nose before my wife saw it

[goodjob]

seriously?
u kno my best friend and her husband share everything

[sandhate]

What's that supposed to mean?

[goodjob]

do i look like i ever been married
id hide shit too
but i never had a friend who did

[sandhate]

wow
that's a roundabout way of saying we're not friends

[goodjob]

way 2 take it personal
im saying i just didnt think u would need 2 lie
y do u know she wouldnt like it

[sandhate]

sorry i don't think you would understand
since you've never been married

[goodjob]

then explain it
u loooooove doing that

[sandhate]

she worries a lot
i don't want her to worry
that's all there is

[goodjob]

awww
u bitch so much i forget how cute u r sometimes

[sandhate]

here's a question
how do you even have friends

[goodjob]

its a jedi thing
jedi love me
u wouldnt understand
O WAIT

[sandhate]

is this bc i won't have sex with you
i said sorry

[goodjob]

no you ass im over that
ur good looking but not THAT good looking
im saying i always make friends with jedis
that oompa loompa ur training LOVES me

[sandhate]

you've met how many jedi?









who??

[goodjob]

4 and they r all my friends u just bitch about it

i mean ahsoka
weve gone on adventures
i helped her take out a drug dealer

[sandhate]

wow four
who are they
anyone named mace windu bc im sure he'd LOVE you

you weren't the drug dealer were you

[goodjob]

obi-wan 1 obi-wan 2 you and the oompah loompah who is my favorite NOT YOU

no it was some punk reselling pharmaceuticals
i helped her not cut his fucking head off
shes a great kid but really not cut out for detective work

[sandhate]

obi-wan is the same person, you can't count him twice
and use her name. what are you nine

what was wrong with her and detective work

[goodjob]

i can if it was 2 different versions
on my planet oompah loompahs r a respected species of orange skinned haaha no i can't keep going
ok ill call her ahsoka

well she could have solved it without me but a lot of people would have gotten hurt
not her she would have been fine
because she could leave
u get what i mean?